Sleep Deprivation BAC

Excessive sleep deprivation has all the bad parts of being drunk without any of the fun parts.

Staying awake for 24 hours impairs you about as much as being drunk just above the legal limit for driving.

Your sleep deprivation BAC is an estimate of how much your sleep deprivation has impaired you

"mb the pull request was pretty buggy, my sleep deprivation BAC is definitely past the bar"

by SVT13125CNS August 28, 2022

Lou Deptula

Mine your own business!

"Hey Mac, you let Wayne worry about Wayne and let Lou Deptula worry about Lou Deptula!"

by Eincville August 29, 2022

Fake depression

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:

-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox

fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,

by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

medical department

A place where all the nice people are! They are hard-working, nice and have a lot of dedication!

Person: this place is so nice it’s just like a medical department!

Another person: that’s exactly what I was thinking!

by Employee the real worker. September 22, 2022

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

quench deprived

When you’re missing your quench, if you must “quench deprivation”

Also known as the opposite of when you’re not quench deprived.

Matty - Bro, I drank mad Bellini’s at Joeys last night.

Jesse - Fuck bro, you must be so quench deprived.

Matty - Jesse, what does quench deprived mean?

Jesse - Come on bro, it’s the opposite of when your not quench deprived.

Matty - Ah man! I can’t believe I didn’t know that term, I’m such a ditch digging piece of shit!

Jesse - Ya, and if ya don’t know, now you know ditch diggaaaaaah.

by Justice For Fishies October 3, 2022

Completion Depression

The sad, empty and unfillable void left by the completion of an amazing game

I have completion depression after finishing Sekiro

by Shaggy-_420_- October 26, 2022