trumps

Dark red-brown gelatinous globs made out of congealed period blood. They tend to accumulate in the body and then slip out during pressure changes, like sneezes or standing up. They are generally a mess to clean up, as they usually burst and stain everything.

A: Girl, you have a trumps running down your leg
B: i should stop wearing skirts on my period!

or

A: I just passed a trump the size of my thumb! BTW I'm out of tampons

by yararadorada January 22, 2017

Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS)

This is the opposite of "TDS" ( Trump Derangement Syndrome). It describes those who are so committed to (Donald) Trump that regardless of what he says/does, they worship him. Their worship is so intense that they would preform fellatio on him if asked.

Mary performed Trump Fellatio Syndrome (TFS) on Trump in her dream as she was THAT committed to him.

by Killer78 November 12, 2022

Trump's Corn

Trump's corn mean that you are at a table with Trump while sucking his cock under the table when he's talking to his wife

Wow Gavin and Blake had a nice night last night sucks Trump's corn

by Tanners definitions November 2, 2017

GETTING TRUMPED

Being sold a "bill of goods" that turns out to be complete bullshit (I.E. fake silver or gold *OR college degrees) that is being represented as the genuine article

I got what I thought was a really good deal from an online store on some 1 oz gold bars but as it turns out they were fake.. I had no idea I was getting trumped when I ordered them.

by Jonny Namtrow February 6, 2021

Donald J. Trump

1. An astonishingly hypocritical, ignorant, unintelligent, incoherent, idiotic, disgraceful curse upon gods green earth

2. Reincarnation of Adolf Hitler

3. Cult Leader

"How much stupider can Donald J. Trump get"

by 76Patriot July 12, 2025

Trump Train

A gang bang consisting of fat old white men with comb-overs and bad spray tans.

After begrudgingly consenting to a Trump Train, Kelt reconsidered her stance on abortion.

by Semifunctional July 31, 2022

Trump market

The general economy, or more specifically the stock market, after a leader makes a really stupid decision or announcement after which there is a steep drop just due to perception of the change.

My 401(k) balance looked great for retirement until the Trump market after the president said he would add tariffs to all other countries for everything, even though that was an obviously horrible idea based on the market response and his own waffling later on the decision.

by Dchilder August 7, 2025