Father of satan
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan
It's just a fact
Fucked Maria and convinced her she's a virgin & convinced her that her son was pure goodness
Hail satan
It's just a fact
by Hailsatanxd August 9, 2018
Get the Godmug. A VERY hard spamtrack in Friday Night Funkin' that features the characters Scopomania Eye, Ommetaphobia Eye, Banger Eye, and Scopoliosis Eye. The song was made by a Russian guy on YouTube called Dimonchik Limonchik.
I got blueballed 100 times on the Ommetaphobia Eye part in the song The Eye of God. I almost broke my fingers.
by Sussy bussy sinhala sus November 22, 2024
Get the The Eye of Godmug. Hym "The God that YOU worship DOES THAT! IT LITERALLY DOES THAT! IN NUMBERS! NUMBERS 31! HOOOOOOLY SHIT! 'If the God you worship tells you to murder children and rape women... Then you aren't worshipping God' ~ Ben Shapiro. IT DOES THAT! IN THE BIBLE! God... Tells them to kill all of the men, children, and women who have known a man... And then take the little girls as wives... It literally says the thing that you're saying God DOESN'T SAY! It's right there! How do you reconcile that!? How do you reconcile that with the thing you said!? Wow! This is wild! Really, we love ironic punishment until it swings right back around and somebody does a LITERAL number 31 on you... To you... Damn! That's sad. This is kind of sad actually. Hmmm... Oh, well. It's just weird to see you say that God wouldn't tell people to do the thing he definitely told peoole to do!"
by Hym Iam October 9, 2023
Get the The God you worshipmug. by Chuckle monkey 🙈 November 22, 2021
Get the lamb of god sucksmug. (Straight Male Only)
A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
A vato that likes to get his meat sucked, slurped, gargle, tugged, twisted, and milked to completion/satisfaction. But doesn’t pay attention to the female needs because vatos don’t pay they collect homieeee.
by SunkOne June 8, 2022
Get the Pillow Godmug. Do you Got God?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?
Do you Got Him?
John 3:16 says God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son and who so ever believe in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. So do you Got God (Him)?
by Oweethea April 19, 2021
Get the Got God (Him)?mug.