Bag O' Chips and a Coke

(Noun) What a Catholic priest offers an alter boy to get the taste of semen out of his mouth.

Now now don't cry I know that stuff doesn't taste great but here is a wee bag o' chips and a coke. Remember it is our secret.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Sack O' Farts

Calling someone this will gain you much street cred. You only call someone you absolutely despise. Like, with a burning passion.

Jack - i hate you billy, you ugly sack o' farts.
Billy - aw.
Ashley - ur so cool Jack.

by iCarlin July 5, 2016

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

<o/

It is a way to dab on text, instead of *dab* you go <o/

Nobody:
Eucalyptus: <o/

by hehehe >:) July 11, 2020

<(o)> <(o)>

Detailed eyes.Basically just a lil' funny random thing that you can make with your keyboard.

IM: <(o)> <(o)> I C U!

by ava_4_real May 1, 2008

Tig-O-Bitys

The mature way to say a women has large breasts.

Example 1;
guy 1: Did you see those huge tits?
guy 2: Dude those were some Tig-O-Bitys.
Example 2;
Katelyn has some Tig-O-Bitys.

by main attraction man November 9, 2011

Bottle O' Scum

A small glass vessel filled to the top with bath scum.

I have a rather nice Bottle O' Scum.

by Noctus100 September 19, 2006