A psychological disturbance, usually starting in childhood, wherein a person eats teaspoons of sugar back to back, practices telekinesis in order to clean up their room and periodically jumps off rooftops holding an open black umbrella.
It first became apparent to me at about the age of 12, as my parents were divorcing, that I was suffering with a deeply rooted and seriously advanced case of Mary Poppins Syndrome!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020
Get the Mary Poppins Syndrome mug.When a chick breaks up with you, the resulting emotional cataclysm that one experiences as well as the ensuing shitstorm of derogatory insults directed towards her can be summed up with this medical term. May involve excessive swearing, claims of being better than her, and, of course, emphasis on how "dat bitch" done you wrong.
Klye- Goddamnit Mralk, it's been 3 months and you're still complaining about Gabriella.
Mrak- Dat bitch Gabriella done me wrong Klye! I'm so much better than her.
Klye- You've got a bad case of Dat Bitch Syndrome.
Mrak- She's in my balls I swear.
Mrak- Dat bitch Gabriella done me wrong Klye! I'm so much better than her.
Klye- You've got a bad case of Dat Bitch Syndrome.
Mrak- She's in my balls I swear.
by Schblade the Sheath November 26, 2012
Get the Dat Bitch Syndrome mug.A dilemma faced by many young Christians today due to the confluence of current societal norms (i.e. getting married later in life) and the generally accepted Christian practice of abstaining from sex until after marriage.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
Christians, as a general rule, don't start bumping uglies till the wedding night. This does present an issue for some of the more hormonal and excitable among them who just wanna get it on.
I think Bill and Mary are suffering from Horny Christian Syndrome, they are getting married tomorrow and only met four months ago.
by Riico August 31, 2012
Get the Horny Christian Syndrome mug.White Knight Syndrome, often shortened to WKS, is what many lonely internet males (usually virgins) get when consulted with anything to do with a girl.
However, this person does not have to of seen the girl or even conversed with her in any way to stick up for her. If there is a topic about a male and a female, those suffering from WKS will always side with the female in the hopes of getting laid.
However, this person does not have to of seen the girl or even conversed with her in any way to stick up for her. If there is a topic about a male and a female, those suffering from WKS will always side with the female in the hopes of getting laid.
Guy 1: Dude, she lied and said she was on the pill and convinced him not to wear a condom, how is it all his fault she got pregnant?
White Knight: He's the one with the penis, he's the one who came inside of her, it's all his fault!
*White Knights thoughts*: Now girls will want to fuck me!
Guy 1: Whatever dude. By the way, I'd go see the doctor about your White Knight Syndrome.
White Knight: He's the one with the penis, he's the one who came inside of her, it's all his fault!
*White Knights thoughts*: Now girls will want to fuck me!
Guy 1: Whatever dude. By the way, I'd go see the doctor about your White Knight Syndrome.
by Iamcorrect112 May 19, 2012
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Basically when someone tries to put a moral spin on their jealousy of other people's successes. But in the end, jealousy is ALL that it is. They will claim that someone may be "too good for everyone else" when they just want to bring the successful down to their pathetic level.
Basically when someone tries to put a moral spin on their jealousy of other people's successes. But in the end, jealousy is ALL that it is. They will claim that someone may be "too good for everyone else" when they just want to bring the successful down to their pathetic level.
"I can't believe that Sandra inherited all that money. Now she thinks she's too good for us."
"Dude... If you're just gonna show off your Tall Poppy Syndrome all day, I'm out of here. I have no time for jealous, self-serving bullshit."
"Dude... If you're just gonna show off your Tall Poppy Syndrome all day, I'm out of here. I have no time for jealous, self-serving bullshit."
by DK2K1 March 5, 2019
Get the Tall Poppy Syndrome mug.This occurs on hot, sweaty days when you suddenly realise that half of your underwear has crept up your arse and you have to drag it back out, as in:
by Funk October 14, 2004
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