Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Side eye

Shut up stop using this “bombastic-“ shut the fuck up. SHUT UP literally I will rip your toungue out you son of a bitch.

"Bombastic side eye criminal offensive side eye 🤡." shut the fuck up patricia stop saying side ete

by basilCats March 29, 2023

dad eye

When your dad stalks and watches you when you are with your boyfriend.

Dude, you are getting some serious dad eye right now!

by @jmini249 January 15, 2017

pitch eye

To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.

You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.

by J'doe March 27, 2015

whispering eye

it means vagina

used in the movie role models
tell her u miss her whispering eye

by codasco April 4, 2009

In one eye and out the other

When someone shows you how to do something and you pay no attention whatsoever and therefore cannot do the thing they showed you to do

I know I just watched you put that windshield wiper on the car… but it just went in one eye and out the other

by Ositam September 9, 2021

shadow sighted eye

Someone who is good at learning and remembering secrets and can see through others' lies.

Person A: I heard that Person C knows a lot of Person D's secrets!
Person B: Looks like someone has a shadow sighted eye.

by ChameleonDragon February 8, 2018