Stomache job

When a fat bitch beats ya meat with her rolls of fat

Bro never again will i fuck a fat bitch she gave me a stomache job

by Braindeadism October 29, 2017

Sneeze Job

A "Sneeze Job" is when a woman is sucking your dick, and she has to sneeze. As she sneezes, she creates a seal with her hand around your dickhole and violently sneezes into your urethra, causing a rapid and violent expansion.

Yo bro, did you get that sneeze job last night?
- A what? -

You know, a sneezer. Shit makes you bust extra hard I literally blacked out it was so good.

by 47outof46chromes October 24, 2024

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019

Bread Job

When you have sex with a girl that has a yeast infection.

Did you hear about Parker, he got a bread job from that one chick.

by Marslandrimjob December 2, 2021

punching a job

People who are aiming above their range. Generally working on superior jobs.

Something s were pulled from what I can do. I'm just punching a job.

by Amamuniversal October 5, 2017

Snuffle job

When a women attempts to sniff a penis inside of her nose but instead ends up tickling the penis to ejaculation

"Woah man, last night Jenny gave me a snuffle job and I blew a load right up her left nostril"

"Good job Kenny"

by Mad Dawg Marty July 16, 2023

Bag Job

When you are set up to be blamed for a crime

He was charged with murder and we know it is a bag job.

by Bob Wire January 30, 2022