Michael Lee Brown

the sweetest man alive. he’s the skinniest legend around. Stream “Way It Used To Be” the EP for clear skin😌✨✋

“Have you seen Michael Lee Brown as Evan Hansen? He’s incredible”

by skinniestlegend1213 October 21, 2019

Brown paper bag

This occurs when you slip on a banana peel cock first into your best buds anus whilst immodestly pulling out and flinging the leftover dingleberry off your penis right in the flow of traffic.

I totaled my car when a brown paper bag hit my windshield.

by Wanjarthen November 29, 2021

brown hair effect

When someone has gotten on your nerves so bad, that even mundane facts about the person, like brown hair, bothers you.

Similar to BEC/bitch eating crackers, except it’s not even about what the person is doing, at this point the fact they happen to have brown hair annoys you.

(Kev, who is generally a prick)

Johnny: fucking kev with his stupid brown hair.
Jules: lmao, kev got that brown hair effect

by lmaosk8s March 2, 2022

chris brown attack

To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you

If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!

Ima chris brown attack yo ass!

Yo, can you show me how to do that new chris brown attack?

by christopher breezy March 9, 2009

Yummy brown girl

A beautiful South Asian girl that is hot as fuck and she is cultured she has a brown skin tan she is wealthy and loves high end things but she still remembers her homeland.

Nicolette Grey is a example of a yummy brown girl

by lolsnob April 14, 2022

Texas Brown Taco

Go to taco bell buy a volcano taco take all the toppings off except the meat. drop a Cleveland in it put in microwave for 10 min. rub penis in it til scolded and red. bang a fat chick in the ass cum in her buttwhole, then suck all the fluids out and spit it in the taco and enjoyy

Fuck your breath smells... yeah i know try a texas brown taco

by Redbluegreenpurple April 17, 2010

chuck a brown wheezer

to fart; to be flatulent; to contribute to the low-atmostpheric supply of methane and, to lesser extents, hydrogen by expelling said gases through one's anus (usually in mixed company)

My grandma used to chuck a brown wheezer every time she got really nervous.

by Matt Turner October 1, 2006