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ball gel

Similar to shrinkage in a cold swimming pool, a condition suffered by the male genitalia upon being exposed to subzero conditions for various durations.
Having walked five miles into a January north wind, I couldn't feel my fingers and it took half an hour sitting by the fireplace for my ball gel to thaw.
by Eskimo Eddie James January 11, 2012
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Tinker Balls

noun; person, in most cases a male, who dances in tight pants and flat shoes, similar to the look of Tinker-Bell.

Tinker Balls is another synonym for Twinkle Dick

To be referred to as a "Tinker Balled Bitch" is the same to being called a closet-homo, w/hilla or a fag
"Dude, did you see TINKER BALLS last night, at first i thought he was one of the go go dancers."

"He's fine as hell, until he starts busting out this weird Irish jig meets jumpforce style of dancing, hes total TINKER BALLED bitch."

twinkle dick fucktard w/hilla mancer
by stillCANTpoop August 3, 2011
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ball rise

That moment your talking with your manly deep voice and all of a sudden you say one word in a squeeky voice accidently.
guy1: did you guys see that program on killer sharks last night (night in a squeeky voice)

Guy 2: haha gutted man, massive ball rise, you had better keep that sack under control.
by no idea12345 August 3, 2011
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Ball Flapping

The presentation of the scrotal sack, within a pair of knickers. Arranged to represent a oversized set of vagina lips (labia)

This is then most commonly photographed and sent via text message to as many people as possible.

The best examples either convey a very extreme mess of a vagina, or try to look as close to a vagina as possible. Putting doubt into the viewers mind to whether they are looking at, Balls Flapping around a pair of knickers, or actually just a vile vagina.
(Mike) "ohhh, got a text from tom",

(Charlie) "yer what's that hobo saying",

(Mike) "oh ohhh awwwe, what the fuck is that!"

(Charlie) "where let me look... awwwwww shittt, dude you just got Ball Flapped!"

(Mike) "thats Ball Flapping disgusting. Can't believe Toms Ball Flapping people by text, and on my birthday as well. They do kinda remind me of that chick i muffed out back in Korea though"

(Charlie) "i dunno how to tell you this mike, but that chick may have been Ball Flapping you, you may have just been going down on a guys balls..."

(Mike) *Face of shame*
by Aderz August 21, 2011
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Q-Ball

The Coolest most infamous human being to ever exist in the entire infinite expanse of the cosmos. He is truly a human being to meet if you meet "HIM" know you will never compare. Also, "he be gamin". Q-Ball is known to turn the most straight of men full-on gay. Women are so attracted to "HIM" that no one else can compare do not let your Bae know he exists.

In summary, he's simply "HIM"
Omg, look it's Q-Ball the hottest, most rich, most influential, most powerful, man in the world.
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No no blue balls

If you are losing argument or someone is caping you use this or you can use it as an insult
someone: i copy right poop
you: no no blue balls
by YES ITS ME AVERY GETP December 1, 2020
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Ball Monokuma

Ball monokuma!!!! It's u!!!!!๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
by MelonPanda January 4, 2021
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