walking the dogs

An excuse to beat your meat while in the middle of anything.

b3n: imma go start walking the dogs brb.
dk: ay fuck him hes gonna beat his dick.
adam: he do what he gotta do

by wegotbored gaming May 13, 2020

Dog-Nonce

UK slang - particularly used around Lincolnshire - to describe one who is overly passionate about both their own and others dogs.

"That Matt is a right dog-nonce"

by Poiuut March 6, 2020

Average Dog

When your animal/pet is simple and doesn't make trouble.

Martha was an Average Dog.

by Little Ratatouille July 10, 2020

brown dog

adj, generic, not outstanding in any way

etymology -
Use of brown dog as an adjective comes from conversational English:

"What kinda dog is that?"
"It's brown."

"Why's your video stream constantly cutting out?"
"My internet sucks. I got brown dog internet."

by waveofmist August 5, 2020

Dog Bowl

When a female is so attractive that you would devour her deification out of a dog bowl placed on the floor

Friend 1: Cynthia is so fucking hot!
Friend 2: I know right! Definitely dog bowl.

by Captainbigshlong69 September 11, 2020

esh dog

another name for an eshay

eww look at that esh dog

by anonymous September 14, 2020

cunt dog

your a cunt dog

bro your a cunt dog

by your nans cunt clit September 22, 2020