This is the dream holiday for the gypsy kings,and if you have an electric scooter please marry me,ps my gas has just rang out I need penny’s I will sell all of my belongings single bag of Avon, Steven my personal bodyguard has just nacked someone at kasa shops for giving his wife fishy fingers, this place is the definition of poverty
Middleton is a shit hole
by SeacroftboyzLS14 September 27, 2023
Get the Middleton mug.Have you ever made some kind of debatable remark, but then someone claims you're being too pessimistic? Worse yet, someone else might think that you're being too optimistic, and then a third guy rambles on about how you're "too much of a darned realist, and you should always look on the bright side of things".
Well, the word "middleistic" can be used to describe those statements where the intent is neither optimistic, nor pessimistic, and neither realistic. It's a potent mixture of those three traits, often blending accuracy and delusion together. In short, a middleistic sentence (or feeling) is neither right, definitely not wrong, but not really that practical, either.
Well, the word "middleistic" can be used to describe those statements where the intent is neither optimistic, nor pessimistic, and neither realistic. It's a potent mixture of those three traits, often blending accuracy and delusion together. In short, a middleistic sentence (or feeling) is neither right, definitely not wrong, but not really that practical, either.
Well, I think you're being middleistic about next year's election. Placing your bets on the NDP party to win the majority could happen, but the Conservatives stand a much better chance!
by linuxman1000 December 28, 2023
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Someone whose facial features are all centered in the middle of their face. A face with large margins.
by A. Ling May 20, 2024
Get the Middley Face mug.Apart of a certain group of pedophile ring commonly playing ROBLOX while in late 20s-30s and sometime involved in ROBLOX myth community. With the leader of the group, indoctrinate people as young as 10 years old and mainly female. and lying about being homosexual to gain trust (similar to the trope of acting gay and invite to the girls sleepover).
C0deNameBear is such a Middleclassed ROBLOX player.
by PedoClassBear June 30, 2024
Get the Middleclassed mug.A mid-level bureaucrat. A bureaucrat in middle-management that has no purpose other than to be told what to do and tell others what to do without adding value apparent to anyone but themselves. See also middleocracy, littlecrat, bigcrat.
Coined by an anonymous career civil servant of the U.S. Federal Government.
Coined by an anonymous career civil servant of the U.S. Federal Government.
"My ability to get anything done was stymied by the 'concerns' of middlecrats who needed to sign off on the project."
"Can you believe that littlecrat was using my laptop as a footrest under their desk for 6 weeks because I didn't give them a Starbucks gift card for doing their job?"
"The only way to shrink the middleocracy is to promote a useless middlecrat into a bigcrat."
"Can you believe that littlecrat was using my laptop as a footrest under their desk for 6 weeks because I didn't give them a Starbucks gift card for doing their job?"
"The only way to shrink the middleocracy is to promote a useless middlecrat into a bigcrat."
by GruNoof December 30, 2024
Get the middlecrat mug.Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
Get the Middleton Fingers mug.Long nimble fingers exclusively possessed by the Mr. Middleton himself. These fingers, (arm appendages), are slender and full of great pleasure! Any bitch that gets a feel of that Middleton ECSTASY from those delightful fingers won’t be able to settle for anything less.
Boyfriend: “Why are you breaking up with me?”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
Me: “I’ve experience the delight and unique pleasurable sensation of the one and only Middleton Fingers and you could never please me the way they have.”
by purehoetry February 11, 2025
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