John Adams

American statesman, attorney, diplomat, writer and Founding Father.
2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)

John Adams was the second President of the United States.

by slayert March 7, 2022

John

John is so sexy has a huge ass cock. All the girls and hoes want him he is tall, has brown/green eyes, dark brown hair. He is so sexy all the girls sleep with him and suck his dick. He is also strong, hairy, and athletic.

John has a HUGE ass dick.

by leethalwilson April 12, 2019

Typical John

It's John. He is John. He only cares about his reputation. He sleeps with underage girls because he likes the pussy. The authorities never found him because he is every John and there is way too many fucking johns. He loves tea and his only weakness is a flash of dick. John walks the streets begging for money but is loaded with cash just to scam people. He harasses women all the time. He is a typical john.

Nolan: Who is that queer?
Bill: That's a typical john.
Nolan: Who the fuck are you?
Bill: I'm bill.
Nolan: Do I know you?
Bill: No.
Nolan: Then what the fuck are you doing here?
Bill: ...Huh. I don't know.

by AlexHatesSalad January 6, 2025

John Achi

- Toilet Seat
- He's the Fatest person you'll ever meet

- Thinks he is boss

- has a crush on a guy named Dhann Benny

John Achi Like Dhann Benny

by Unknown Beast 15 September 8, 2022

tom aka john cena

a guy who could be the step-dad you dont like who looks like a tom

"leave me the fuck alone tom! john cena bitch, you're not even my real dad!"
"ew tom aka john cena ugly bye"

by eyvse April 10, 2019

John (To Quynh Phu)

John (To Quynh Phu) is a happy and friendly guy who is often known as FruityBoi.

John (To Quynh Phu) is dayum.

by To Quynh Phu from Vietnam May 6, 2022

john bowers

John bowers: a very gay kid that will do anything for some gay dick but will persistently say no homo until he is satisfied with his decision.

That guy is such a mf john bowers

by @yaboy defines December 31, 2019