Sleepy Joe Biden

A pedantic pontificating pretentious bastard, a belligerent old fart, a worthless steaming pile of cow dung - figuratively speaking.

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I mean, the 46th President of the United States. (Supposedly)
Is known as "Sleepy Joe" for always falling asleep during interviews.

Is the oldest sitting U.S President at 81 years old.

Quotes:

"America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, Asufutimaehaehfutbw"
-Joe Biden mumbling during an interview.

"We choose truth over facts!"
-Joe Biden during his campaign in Des Moines, Iowa.

"CornPop was a bad dude"
-Joe Biden describing an alleged run-in with a gang leader.

Sleepy Joe Biden

by GenZExpert September 27, 2024

Joe Cheeseman

Joe Cheeseman are one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet, although he gets bored very easy and can unintentionally cause a lot of hurt to a significant other in a relationship when they end things. They are amazing at football and have an immaculate jawline. They're great listeners and like to help people who are upset. They often have very many friends and are very popular. Some times they lie a lot to get out of trouble and end up regretting it once they see it hurt someone they care about.

yeah my ex is Joe Cheeseman, he was good whilst it lasted but he lies a lot.

by welefatal March 19, 2024

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by cracklingballspop91 August 5, 2022

Joe

Measurement of length when rigging in Arboriculture. Generally about 175cm

-How big is the piece you're rigging?
-It's one and a half Joes

-How big can we go?
-Give me two Joes.

-This wood has some weight to it so I'm only giving you one Joe

by Liberty Cleg February 25, 2025

Joe Biden

A senile old man, probably has dementia and definitely some balance problems.

Have you seen Joe Biden? He forgets everything

by JumboJetsAreCool November 5, 2023

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by Martin Meneses February 1, 2020

Dildo Joe

The originator of the mobile sex shop. Dildo Joe can be found roaming the streets of Manhattan wearing a black trench coat containing a moderate variety of sex toys. His private selection includes dildos, butt plugs, anal beads, vibrators, flesh lights and a few seasonal offerings (ex: President’s Day themed lingerie). He offers a fair price, along with the convenience of purchasing your favorite intimacy products when you need them most.

Aaron: Hey man, I really need to bust a nut and I’ve only got a 20 minute lunch break.

Michael: Go check out Dildo Joe, I just bought a few beads at the corner of Broadway and Canal.

Aaron: Thanks bro

by Djoe1011 March 21, 2024