Kermit Is God

Kermit Is God is God!
by MonkeIsGod July 01, 2022
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GOD IS COMING

GOD IS COMING SOON , please turn to Our Heavenly Father . He sent His only Son to die on the Cross for OUR sins
GOD IS COMING SOON; TURN TO HIM
by herbestii May 09, 2022
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I felt really sick last night and spent most of it talking into god’s telephone.
by grdn79 August 22, 2023
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skibidi gods

you pray to these when getting a vaccine
kid: "EEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH EEEEEE SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBI... AAAAAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHH AAAHOHOHO OOOOH-"
caption: "lil bro was praying to the skibidi gods 😭😭"
by i am dream u r gumball December 27, 2023
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Jesus H. God

A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”

Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
by Alex-2598 April 05, 2024
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Like, oh my god

Mean that something, whatever it is, is very extreme.. and girls tend to say it way too much in those high school movies..
Jessi: "Hey Amy, did you hear that mike stabbed James and turned to hulk then smashed his head and ate his insides and scratched his face?"
Amy: "Oh.. really?"
Jessi: "Yeah you should've seen his face it was SO UGLY, like, oh my god!!!!"
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