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Gabe

Exremely chalant person who may or may not also be a mouse. Cannot be mysterious for the life of him and can be located by following the sounds of the nearest ruckus around. If put under a street sign (held up by 2 poles specifically) he might spontaneously combust from the alleged bad luck it brings. Commonly found to lie AND decieve, though he will never admit to doing so.

He goes by many names (e.g: jabs) and will swipe belongings when given the chance, and lives off of soggy rice krispies and random trinkets found when scouring around outside at odd hours of the night </3. Has no perception of cold, and is has gaslit himself into somehow always overheating even when put in the north pole - also has a side job as an elf on the shelf which he will not admit to as that would ruin Santa's business.

He consistently refuses to admit to being a twink, even when presented with overwhelming evidence of being so.

Weaknesses: grammar, sleep, being funny, respecting shower boundaries, being nonchalant, writing while dripped out (rings)

Strengths: swiping (nametags, drip, jokes, etc.), hardly know er jokes, terrible puns, being dripless, embodying alarming lvls of brainrot
- Hey, see that guy over there?
- The one that doesn't look like a main character at all?
- Yeah, must be someone's sidekick. Looks like a Gabe
- I think you're right, let's get out of here before he starts causing a ruckus and stealing our drip :(
by orixinkali May 22, 2024
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Gabeooo

A fatty fatty no parents with zero rizz, he kidnaps kids and dislike skibidi toilet.
Kids: Gabeooo, let us go and watch skibidi toilet.
Gabeooo : No, I am fatty fatty no parents with no rizz, lets watch peppa pig kiddos.
by Fatmangan May 23, 2024
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Gabridonien

Ein fiktives Land indem die Sprache "Gabridonisch" und "Spanisch-Gabridonisch" als Witz gesprochen wird. Die Präsidenten Gabridoniens heißen "germanpilot" und "Gabriel" und Gabridonien ist "eins der umweltfreundlichsten Länder der Welt".
Wir gehen nach Gabridonien, weil die Gabridonische Landschaft schön ist.
by germannnnnnnnnnnnnnn May 24, 2024
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gaberedad

GABEREDAD from shaky stars
Gabe: Shaky stars
Coltin: Ohhhh GABEREDAD yet yet yet yet
by Gaberedog May 30, 2024
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Gabe's Green Thumb

Having the uncanny sexy ability to plant anything and bring it to life: Gabe’s Green Thumb
Wow, that seed is taking beautifully. You must have Gabe's Green Thumb.
by Jolly Muncher June 1, 2024
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gablingking

blinking fast while flinking your dick in a daycare
"hey do you want to go gablingking with me in town"
by the flinganader June 3, 2024
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Gabimaru

Oh wow! Those 13 episodes flew by in an instant! That. Is. Tragic... Definitely getting a second season, but man...
Hym "Oh man, that was so satisfying! That is what anime is all about. And Gabimaru? His whole thing at the end there? WHAT!? That is nuts! Man... That is great. You need to watch this."
by Hym Iam June 4, 2024
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