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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".
I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.
by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025
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cooked

"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.
"You cooked last night in your basketball game"

"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"
by caprithebandit September 9, 2025
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CookingWITHFred

CookingWITHFred is a cooking tiktoker from Canada who actually makes some pretty good videos just like golden gully
John: I love CookingWITHFred
Bro: me too
Other bro: who the hell is CookingWITHFred?
by IanTehGansta69 September 22, 2025
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Cooking bullets

Me and my buddies were cooking bullets this weekend.
by Hoosiergirl01 September 28, 2025
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cooked

Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")
After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025
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Cooliehigh

A deranged artist on the furry-centric art website Fur Affinity that posts furry pornography.

The term used for a school that freezes their students alive.
Ugh, I was looking at Cooliehigh's disgusting art on this furry website and it was all sad.
My friend went to a high school where they did a cooliehigh on her and she thankfully made it back alive.
by Jimmy McFerrian October 5, 2025
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