mud bombing

the act of going to a bathroom stall, then climbing to the top with your ass parallel to the ground. then proceeding to shit into the toilet six feet below making a "mud-bomb."

hey jack, did you just go mud bombing?!?

by jebig mike July 20, 2017

Carpet Bombing

When a person is afflicted by stomach cramps indicating an urgent need to "take the Browns to the Superbowl" and they do not make it to the nearest lavatory in time, thus soiling themselves, any carpet (or other floor coverings) they are standing on and any bystanders.

Officer Worker 1: "What's up with Jeff? He's grey in the face and looks like he's been stabbed in the guts!"
Officer Worker 2: "Yeah, Jeff was dumb enough to eat the leftover Prawn Bhuna for lunch and now he's carpet bombing in the corridor in front of the CEO. Not a great day for him........"

by Welsh Guy July 12, 2018

Chimney cherry bomb

When a woman on her period farts and it gets stuck going up her butt crack in between her pad and butt crack

May I be excused I just had a chimney cherry bomb.

by Yellowstoner14141414 April 1, 2025

Locker Bomb

The act of completely covering a friends locker or desk with happy birthday signs.

bob: whoa bro what happened to your locker?
jim: idk
george: you just got locker bombed!

by bobjimgeorge November 30, 2011

cannon-bomb

performing a cannonball while photo bombing a picture.

Holy crap, that guy just cannon-bombed us!!

by zamtea June 1, 2014

Toe-Toe Bombed

When someone shares a photo, but hasn’t realised they’ve caught their toes in the shot!

Lovely picture of your cats mate, but sort those manky toes out!

Didn’t see that! I’ve been Toe-Toe bombed!

by VonC September 18, 2021

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016