Ball squeezer

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x

"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"

by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020

Ball Cough

A slight tug on the scrotum when you cough, usually a result of a continuous dry hacking cough.

Bro, I've coughed so much I can feel it in my balls, think I have a Ball Cough.

by leche82 April 12, 2014

Ball-form

Noun-
1. A bodily posture in which the legs are closely hugged against the body. (Resembles sitting up in a fetal position)
2. A sitting position often made by a petite, blue eyed, curly-haired female. (In colder weather, you may also see the individual covering her legs with a sweatshirt to ensure warmth)
3. A defense mechanism (not defensive measures)

That biddy had activated ball-form!

by ze whopper October 9, 2010

Tripping balls

When you get super high off of weed or some other drug that makes you think that your in another world

Me: (takes shit load of mushrooms)
👁⭐️💫🌑💫⭐️🛸
🌘🌗🌖🌝
😾 ☄️🌝
😼💥
🙀 🌛
🙀☄️🌛
💥🌛
💫❤️🌛
⭐️🍑💦🍆🌛
(9 months later)
🌜🌛
🌝
Nibba: Yo dude what the fuck are u doin?
Me: I just saw the moon destroy a giant cat and then it started fucking a star and gave birth to a half moon
Nibba: nibba. The fuck are u talkin bout man. You must’ve been tripping balls on those shrooms u got
Me: I’m tellin u it happened

by Dubiks May 16, 2019

Bullshit Ball

When a group of people get together and exaggerate or lie about accomplishments by a group or an individual.

The Marketing Committee got together to review their performance against targets and it was a Bullshit Ball.

by Rudegar3 January 4, 2012

Dawn Balling

When one coats their testicles in an abundance of dishwashing soap and teabags their partner. The viscous soap causes the recipient to aspirate creating a pleasurable oral gyration for the teabagger. Typically done when ones partner is verbally abusing them and needs their mouth washed out with soap.

My wife was cussing at me for coming home drunk again so I treated her to a Dawn Balling.

by Sampson Wild September 7, 2017

Gubee Ball

A dominant pitch which can be performed with both a wiffle ball and a baseball. The pitch originates from the Gubee Mountains of eastern Iran.

Perhaps the most notorious use of the Gubee Ball is by Brad Ziegler of the Oakland A's, who uses it as his primary strikout pitch.

" Although developed by Kid Gubee, the Gubee Ball was truly mastered by Adam Percival Wemys Berstein Esq. Berstein "

" Adam was ejected from the game after throwing some serious gas / ched on his Gubee Ball "

" I completely whiffed on that Gubee Ball "

by DiscipleOfGubee September 20, 2009