Be back in minute just flexing a pop.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
Why did you take so long? Sorry I was flexing a pop.
Do you have a toilet? Need to flex a pop urgently.
by HeavySoss December 7, 2019
Get the flexing a popmug. by Telephony2 September 29, 2025
Get the popping your fingersmug. One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
Get the pop-out toastermug. noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
by White-Guilt-91 May 9, 2021
Get the Horse Popmug. by BillDerr July 24, 2017
Get the popped in the shittermug. 
Get the Popping offmug. 