Tits-up Tuesday

Every day of the week has a name. Monday is Blue Monday. Wednesday is Hump Day. Thursday is F.I.S.T. Day (fuck, it's still Thursday). Friday is TGIF or POETS Day (Piss off early, tomorrow is Saturday (Australian)). Tuesday is when the consequences of Mondays activities come home to roost - slightly delayed Karma. Typically, things go Tits-up on Tuesdays.
It's just another Tits-up Tuesday. I will fix it by COB on Hump Day with a bit of luck.
by inx13 July 21, 2022
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Flap a tit

The act of putting your foot between a woman’s breasts and juggling the breasts to excite a response.
Me and the missus started off the other night in bed with flap a tit.
by Roganthebogan December 24, 2019
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lop tit

A chick with boobs so off proportion that one of them seems to be a completely different size and height. Example one tit is of a 21 year old perky 34c and the other is of a 55 year old 38dd. Lop tit.
I think we can tell which tit was the favorite of this woman's kid. She's got one tit a c cup at eye level and one tit a d cup at belly button level. Lady has the definition of lop tits.
by BostonAlan August 03, 2017
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tits on fire

1) Fantastic. Awe inspiring. Exciting.
This party is tits on fire!

Fart rowdy!! That roller coaster was tits on fire!
by fart rowdy February 17, 2023
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Nifty tits

A Reddit enlightenment that celebrates boobs of all shapes and sizes.
I have no problem writing “nifty tits” on my boobs and posting them to r/NiftyTits so that I can feel empowered and uplifted!
by SagVibes February 20, 2024
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wheat tits

a nickname you can recieve after flashing a guy and allowing him to feel your tits. supposedly they feel quite hairy.
max: "man, vince had some impressive wheat tits."

jerry: "really? i'll have to rustle my hands through them the next time i see him."
by woggzy July 02, 2019
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