Pulling A Faire

Being depressed and making your profile picture on discord a depressed anime character

I swear... You are literally just Pulling A Faire.

by ANONline March 4, 2021

Pulled A Benjamin

Selling a stock at its lowest point during a temporary pull back.

Shit bro, TSLA is shooting the moon again. I totally pulled a Benjamin and sold that stock last month.

by Lobster Hands March 10, 2021

Pulling an Ellis

The person who hasn't played a certain videogame but still calls you trash at it.

Me: Hey have you played the new Halo game?

Ellis: No but your trash at it bro.

Me: Quit Pulling an Ellis!

by Akionaenae March 16, 2021

Pulling a Chris

The act of promising to do something only to take a shit, masturbate then fall asleep and not do what was promised.

Man, I was gonna get on discord but I was pulling a Chris and didn't.

by Hawtsloppytoppy March 21, 2021

Pulling a Parker

when you accidentally spill hummus on a girls face whose blacked out and when you’re “blacked out” also

guy 1:“dude he nuttedonnaface!” guy 2:“no way! did he really pull a parker?”
pulling a parker

by girlwithhummus March 24, 2021

pulling a shrimpy

When you make plans to play apex legends with someone but you end up not.

Bordie: I was supposed to play apex with ShrimpyMelon today but he's already playing with people.
Stew: He's pulling a shrimpy again. NotLikeThis

by stewbagel March 29, 2021

Pulling an Alex

When you go on a trail and you take a fat wet diarrhea shit, you then realize that you cannot wipe, luckily your in the forest so you use the leaves. However, you still don't feel very clean, you then remember you have a mask, so you wipe with the mask. After this whole time you need to piss, so you go back to your shit and piss in the shit.

Dude B- Yo, what's up.
Dude- I'm pulling an Alex.
Dude B- Gross! Can I watch?

by NotCurrentlyPullingAnAlex April 1, 2021