wet Willie job

Wetting your Willie and sticking it in her ear

My girl just gave me a wet Willie job.

by PoisonedSavage March 4, 2025

Globsnob Job

A very bad blowjob, in which the amateur girl does not know how to give a proper penis sucking. Excessive amounts of saliva or mucus may be coming out of the female partner's mouth in a Globsnob Job.

I'm never gonna have sex with her again, she gives Globsnob Jobs!

by balleroh June 27, 2017

Cramp Job

When you jerk off and get a cramp

Tim-I was watchin porn and gave myself a cramp job

by S.T.E.P. March 23, 2016

Jack-o-Lantern Job

Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.

"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

smurf rim job

When you take a dump large enough and with velocity in a porta potty that the blue water splashes up and gived your leather cheerio a kiss.

Oh man, I had to poop so fast that I received a smurf rim job in that porta potty

by SvenMacdirmada April 21, 2022

Blowke Job

A blow job but from a dude or bloke, a bloke job.

Hey mate I went to the strip joint but ended up with the security guard, got me a fine blowke job!

by AbsolutelyTru7h! November 11, 2017

Nc Job

A sexual act when you pour heated BBQ sauce from North Carolina on your lady and let it carmalize and you eat it off her breasts and thighs

Dude Kelsie totally let me give her a NC Job last night , she still has BBQ sauce on her this morning

by Johnathan1976 July 28, 2024