Papa Johns

Literally the best pizza place ever.

Person1: hey, wanna order papa johns?

Person2: hell yeah! It’s literally the best pizza place ever.

by Jackelanm January 14, 2024

John Barry

Someone who loves elf bars, naps, gg bulot, Nazi propaganda, freshmen, whippets, and taking care of drunk girls at parties.

“Have you seen that John Barry over there? He loves being a bad boy😍.”

by playboyxo January 15, 2024

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024

Johns

Just a mf fr .or an item fr. Sometimes plural . sometimes not. Biggy cheese ahh mofo. Commonly used in sentences it doesn’t make sense in.

Friend: where yo dogs at ?
Man: idk johns be playing and whatnot

by Youeverdreamaboutanugget January 23, 2024

St. Johns College Highschool

Quite possibly the largest gathering of braindead retards in all of the DMV. Many of their football players are barely able to pass their classes due to being let into the school for being morbidly obese in 8th grade. All the females hate it there becuase all the guys are focused on each other since they are all extremely homosexual and hungry for nothing but cock. They have an rotc program which pumps out more morons by the minute than georgetown prep. They routinley get raped by Gonzaga in basketball, soccer, and rugby, as well as football, as long as the refs arent sjc alumni and/or payed off by the program. Many times during the D.C. classic basketball tournemnt hosted by Gonzaga, a st johns freshmen is seen sitting alone in the Gonzaga student section during a boring prep vs. st johns game, living out his dreams becuase he couldn't get into gonzaga. St. Johns is commonly refered to as a "safety school" during the 8th grade highschool application process due to their incredibly low academic standards. Anyone with a heartbeat can easily get in to st johns and be a cadet, whatever the fuck that is. The small and quiet st johns booster club often cheers to oxygen at basketball games becuase they can't sellout a game like gonzaga can, due to the fact that the team would struggle against a ymca team of 40 year olds who "would have gone pro if it wasn't for the knee." Every girl that goes there knows that she would choose visi, stone ridge, or holy child given the option.

Guy: I go to St. Johns College Highschool
Girl: Get the fuck away from me you braindead moranic tard!

Guy: I go to Gonzaga.
Girl: I want you inside me.

by jawnster January 23, 2024

Reheating the john

When you have sex or masturbate in the kitchen or other area that involves food being cooked or prepared

I was reheating the John with my wife while the kids were away

by The aglet of gods January 24, 2024

john moose

John moose is a name typically given to a man with a rather large genitalia. Similar to a horse, a moose genitalia is known to be rather gigantic compared to that of a normal man.

Woah that guy right there has got a serious John moose. Hey guys my name is Brian, but you ladies can just call me “the moose.”

by Moose Menace January 25, 2024