Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.

Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.

by colonsandhandjobs November 29, 2019

Licky hands

When one of a certain genre has palms that have the moisture of a camel and one uses their tongue to lick the area of ones hand

Rory had hands and he licked them so therefore he had licky hands

by Joelthebeast13345 March 12, 2021

hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.

“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”

by Sweet_D March 29, 2023

both hands on my junk

A phrase used to indicate that one is more than competent to deal with a situation and, frankly, they've got this shit handled.

Don't worry about it.

"Well, sounds like you've got it handled."

"OH, I'M HANDLING IT WITH BOTH HANDS ON MY JUNK!"

by lol_words October 03, 2018

Hand Sweeping

A women having their hand kissed by a large mustached man.

"Hello nice to meet you." "You as well." {lean in and kiss hand} {first person pulls back} "What was that." {laughter} "That was a hand sweeping."

by seph gordon February 27, 2010

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

I wanna hold your hand

by Krkič August 11, 2023

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 19, 2010