Fart-in-your-mailbox

The idea that someone is being shady without any actual proof, like a anonymous Shit smell in your mailbox. First occurred from a string of offenses reported on Next Door.
“Man, have you read all this stuff John Bolton has been Writing about Trump?”

“Dude, that guy is an asshole from Jump, he’s full of shit. Don’t let him Fart-in-your-mailbox”
by Calinonsurfer June 18, 2020
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Within farting distance

Unit of measurement for distance, representing close enough to literally and figuratively hear or smell flatulence.
Yeah, she was standing right behind me, within farting distance.
by niggman star33 January 22, 2021
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bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
by Spandex67 January 31, 2018
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Total eclipse of the fart

To suppress a fart to the point where it. Causes pain…
Man. I was at my fiance's parents house for dinner,and I really had to let one rip. But I did a total eclipse of the fart instead.
by 4realazitgits March 04, 2021
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Finnish Fart Lagoon

A sauna filled with naked men who release thick, drinkable farts at the same time. Combined with the humidity of the Sauna, it creates possibly the thickest air ever seen as well as the most rancid, honking smell ever. Some say you can drink the farts they are that thick.
"Oi perkele, Teemu, what are your plans for weekend?"
"Me and da boyz goin fo da Finnish Fart Lagoon, wanna come"
"I'm down"
by StinkyBoy556 November 27, 2019
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fart liquid torture

when your girl feels as if she has to release a geseous foul storm from her anus and sit's on you to realese it all. it's best when done by a iron-handed,sexy female patner
who's seven ft taller than you. let her fart on you as much as she has to. you'll never want her to break up with you as a result.
can you believe what happened to me last night? Man speceilya subjected me to fart liquid torture. i never wanna leave her.never.
by 24/765 November 23, 2010
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Do not trust fart

The DO NOT TRUST FART are questionable farts that is usually associated with diarrhea , questionable in the sense of whether or not the fart should be retained or not? the fart that you make sure you purdge out very slowly so you don't have to keep sending someone out to get you new clothes kinda fart. Prequal to a shart
From a friend to a friend I must say your ass gas is sounding wet I hope you don't end up getting a case of do not trust farts
by N.R.B. June 07, 2020
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