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meat recker

(noun): one who consumes large amounts of meat in one or more seatings. meat is always eaten violently. all meat is good, but mainly the fattier meats are preferred. Pork and Beef are #1 and #1a. chicken substitutes only in absence of 1 and 1a.
when fishing in lake champlain, i witnessed TEAM MEAT RECKER eat 10lbs of botto's italian sausage in less than 5days.
by TMR,nj October 7, 2008
mugGet the meat reckermug.

Hanging Albanian Meat

Showing one’s penis, particularly an older gentleman.
I walked into the locker room and old dude in the corner was definitely hanging Albanian meat.
by Bob lablah March 10, 2021
mugGet the Hanging Albanian Meatmug.

meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.
Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*
by scottyj27 March 28, 2015
mugGet the meatsmug.

meat processor

I hooked up with Jill last night. Every guy gets a turn inside that meat processor.
by P1624 April 28, 2023
mugGet the meat processormug.

meat cleats

A tire with great traction or tread.
When your diggin, all in, full throttle, balls too the wall you need the best tire for movement. "With them Meaty cleats and no fucks given you can make it through any mud hole son. God bless them meat cleats"
by Meatmannomeat October 26, 2017
mugGet the meat cleatsmug.

Meat Grinder

Extremely painful anal sex from the man's or "dominant" person's perspective
When I tried anal for the first time with my girl it was a meat grinder
by JupiterLOJ February 12, 2017
mugGet the Meat Grindermug.

Meat Bong

A term used to describe the umbilical cord when you smoke weed while you’re pregnant and your child takes a hit
Sandra: hey congrats on your child hergatha! Although your kid does seem to be way too mello right now.

Hergatha: Why thank you my trusted next door neighbor Sandra! Yeah he took a hit on the ole meat bong and next thing you know he’s straight up riffing about brexit and the photocopier at Walgreens again
by Doomguy44 May 15, 2021
mugGet the Meat Bongmug.

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