Weed Water

THC infused seltzer.

Stop at the liquor liquor store. I want to get some weed water for the party

by SandyinFlorida January 10, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective way to carry water, but also the most effective way to make everyone laugh during a lecture when it falls over.
This object will make you crash out every 5 second,like the second u look away its already 30ft away from falling and rolling away

“My water bottle works better than a car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

Water bottle

The most effective method of carrying water,also the most efficient way to make everyone laugh during a lecture.
Like this object works better than a car weel. I will look down and it will be 30 ft away after falling, but before it can roll it has to fall and make the BIIIIIINNNKKKKDDDDDKKKKK!!!!!!! Hiting the ground.

“My water bottle works better than car tire”

by Adamburrrr January 15, 2026

Drinking muddy water

Drinking muddy water is a term used to describe someone blocking your view. Examples would be standing in front of a TV or blocking a camera's view of the subject.

James stop drinking muddy water we are trying to watch the game

by Mr_dude_man January 19, 2025

Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are yo addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Earth Snake Versus Water Monkey (Water Monkey (t)Ver(x)sus(o) Earth Snake)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Blue Water Baptism

The act of having an abortion in a porta potty.

Have you seen Rachel?

She's out back giving a blue water baptism to her youngest

by Autisticular Cancer January 22, 2025

waters my tulips

For when you're really excited about something.

First said by Don Burke in a 1999 episode of Burke's Backyard, it took on another life on TikTok and turned into a viral sound.

girl: "I just got a bikini wax"
boy: "damn girl, that really waters my tulips"

by bondurke January 24, 2025