SIMP

S-squirrels
I-In
M-my
P-pants

“Tell me what’s makin’ you jump like that!!”
“S-I-M-P squirrels in my pants!!”
“Ain’t got no chickens ain’t got no rats!”

That’s what SIMP means.

by Jackelanm December 19, 2023

simpamiot

Someone who drives a Harley to local biker barks, wears leather jackets, and has a tattoo of their naked ex wife on their arm

The guy’s such a simpamiot he can’t fathom eating a salad

by your local dictionary December 26, 2023

Simp

A person who prefers hanging out with their romantic interests rather than running Deep Dungeons with their bros.

B: "Hey Keph! Wanna finally clear our HoH run?"
Keph: "No man I need to go hang out with my girlfriend..."
B: "What an absolute simp you turned out to be, man."

by wölfwyvern December 27, 2023

Simp

Alex Hollenbach

“We need our Snapchat streak, cause I’m a simp for you babe.”

by bean_machine123 December 31, 2023

Simp Brain

An affliction affecting primarily female "influencers" whereby they are unable to receive criticism or have their beliefs challenged due to over represented simp feedback.

Facts don't matter to Sally, she has simp brain.

by Nerd158 January 2, 2024

Simp

you.. you are a simp

"dude, yn is a simp"
"dudee, yess"

by alycey January 10, 2024

Simp-pusher

One who sits online attempting to shame/insult random men into rushing out and asking out every woman. Simp-pushers tend to troll men's channels and female dating coach channels, using slurs like "you must be gay". This is a primitive (albeit ineffective) attempt to make the man feel as if it is compulsory to date.

The fact that simp-pushers are so concerned over whether men they will never meet go on dates or not is actually very creepy.

Simp-pusher: "Why aren't you asking out every woman you see and taking her on expensive dates? Are you gay?"
Random guy: "Um..do I know you? Why does it matter to you what I do? Creepy".

by RoguePoster January 11, 2024