Rubias

An Arabic, racist, thug, with aids and is not potty trained, a part time security guard to the lord, she has also developed a miniature truffle tree growing out of her anus, fun fact she is also in a Green Day cover band, be careful of her though she’s quite sneaky been known to dine and ditch multiple times a day, she also previously owned the local cherry on top before going bankrupt because she gave all the children free froyo to touch their toes(she’s also under investigation for child abuse accusations) it is also now being discovered that we are unsure of rubias gender it has been reported that she could possibly be he but likes to cross dress she is an experimental bartender and only uses bodily fluids for the cocktails. You may want to think again before borrowing one of rubias batting’s suits..aggressive skid marks have been spotted more than once.

You fucked Rubias? Shit check ur wallet and get tested..

by Coot696969 April 7, 2024

Ruby

Just like the minerals, under stong pressures an hostile environments have made this gem shine no mater what. She is a deep woman with even deeper desires to hold her family in safety. She has a sass and an ass. She turns heads and gets a little Chica after a few drink. Her rose tattoos on her chest catch everyone's attention. Her best friend loves their late night rambles.

That bitch wishes she was a Ruby.

by DevastatingD April 21, 2024

Rubi

Rubis are for the streets. If you’re considering getting with a Rubi a word of advice get tested. Though she is sweet, funny, and kind she talks too much and puts her bad opinions where they weren’t asked for. She’s basically lovely peaches a kind and funny hoe who’s itching and burning.

Boy 1:Omg I’m feeling itchy

Boy 2: Didn’t you get with Rubi? Last time I got with her I had an STI

by 921_10 April 24, 2024

Ruby

Ruby is a massive egotistical twat who loves to one up you no matter what it is, she trains judo and bjj, she will crank on any submission without giving you time to tap. She constantly brags about her music taste and is highly abusive. She is extremely condescending, all the definitions previously wrote on here are all bollocks, this is the only real one you'll find. Also

Hey, look at that knobhead over there, it must be Ruby

Woah, look at Ruby, what a twat

Hey, I'm such a Ruby, I just snapped someone's arm off in a light spar

by Fbjaizdjsij May 5, 2024

RubenLandKrazy

Just a group of them niggas

Them rubenlandkrazy niggas are fine asf

by 🤫☀️ May 5, 2024

Ruben Gamer

Oh, are you looking at?

Well... This is my first post of urbandinctionary :D

THAT'S ME ^^DDDDDDDDD

Exactly my first ^^3333

You guys be silent, I'm not handsome for today ¬n¬

I'm not straight, I'm still gay furry but I'm only human ¬n¬ ¬n¬ ¬n¬

Oh Sorry °^°

I support LGBT, because yes. lol XDDD

Ruben Gamer

by Ruben Gamer May 20, 2024

Ruby

The most perfect girl you will ever come across, when you look into her eyes it’s like all your problems fade away , when she tells you her stories you can’t do anything but just sit and appreciate how beautiful she is when she talks. She is selfless, and puts everyone before herself .. she never fails to remind you how much you mean to her.

She is the smartest , funniest, most lovable person I have ever met. I hope that one day you read this and it puts the same smile on your face as the one that I had on mine typing this.

I love you more than yesterday , but not more than I will tomorrow.

Ruby is gods gift to earth

by Yourman13 May 22, 2024