A blob in where the giver sucks cocaine off of the receivers erect willy. Originating from the YouTuber Goblin who is most known for his “cocaine chronicles” series of story time videos
by Mel_Strange November 29, 2020
When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 25, 2023
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
by Beau_the_smeg February 07, 2025
When you get a lapdance from a stripper and she leaves a skid mark on your pant leg. - according to a paparazzi on TMZ
by JJ37 April 21, 2011
theodore: did you fuck Crystal yet?
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
Gabriel: i did one better, I gave that stupid bitch an Iranian nose job. I'll be surprised if I didn't give her permanent brain damage.
by Jshizzle ninety nine December 26, 2020
Picture yourself at Dublin deck Labor Day weekend 20 redbull vodkas deep you whip out Snapchat and lift your finger up and down and scream we don’t work a job
by Johnny710cash April 03, 2021