Middleman

A person the introduces you to another person! AKA The Plug

I wanted to meet Justin Bieber. So I asked the Middleman.

by Middlemanconcept September 12, 2021

Middleton

Village in the tees valley often referred to as an inbred shit hole and home to a number of youths riding round on noisy mopeds and what appears to be a petrol mobility scooter. These youths will be found mainly hanging round the local co-op through all hours of the day (and night)

Middleton in Teesdale is shit

by Kate dandy October 3, 2021

Middlesex

When you have sex in the middle bunk of a triple bunk bed.

“Oh yeah dude, me and Hannah had middlesex last night”

by JTrappy2 March 4, 2022

Middleton Grange School

Holy fuck, don't get me started on this culty, inbred, down syndrome filled school. All the teachers are homophobic and perverts. All the boys drive clapped shitboxes, that have no exhaust pipe, making them feel like paul fuking walker. The uniform looks like shreks lingerie all the girls are lead wednesday night youth group and make it everyone else's problem. This school is famous for firing gay people and having school shooter threats, what a bunch of sketchy cunts. Only go to this school if you didn't get into boys high or girls high.

your friend goes to middleton grange school? is he a racist as well?

by biggestwood August 11, 2022

middleschoolersphobia

When one is terrified of middle schoolers (11-14 year olds)

Man- “AHHHHHHHHH 13 YEAR OLD (blocks)
13 yr old- “Damn bros got middleschoolersphobia”

by LOZORD December 8, 2022

middledorf

Getting a strike in bowling when the 4 pin knocks over the 2 pin then the 2 pin knocks over the head pin or the 6 pin knocks over the 3 pin and 3 pin knocks over the head pin.

I had one middledorf in the last game I bowled.

by Lougan June 16, 2023

middlepot

a melissa flower twig inside a pot, in the middle of a window sill.

"this is as pretty as a middlepot, so delicate and precious..."

by fluffy warmth August 24, 2023