border job

when a classy mexican hooker takes a shower with you then procedes to give you a blowJ whilst you wear a rubber.

"Wow I really want to get a border job while we're down here in Acapulco!"

by twizm12 January 16, 2008

Steve Job

Shoving an IPod up someone's ass and then playing with their genitals.

"I was really into it and then she gave me a Steve Job"

by Sebwich September 25, 2021

Glow-job

The act of sounding a guy with a glow-stick

Yeah it was awesome she gave me glow-job

by Shmlif April 30, 2018

blaire job

A blow job that never actually happened

"Wow, is it true what happened with judy and jake?"
"That she gave him a blow job?"

"Yeah!"
"Nah man, that was a Blaire job."

by Xxqueenbitchhhxx May 8, 2014

9/11 was an inside job

The conspiracy theory that George W. Bush carried out the terrorist act of 9/11 to justify the invasion of Iraq.

Guy 1:“I can’t believe the Taliban would do such a thing”

Guy 2: “nah broski 9/11 was an inside job”

by kit____ August 14, 2023

alabama nose job

Is when you bite someone’s nose and you get the Hershey Squirts and your ass hole is blasting the song all start while shrek rips open a new ass hole for you. Then after 3 days of marinating in oatmeal you have crabs coming out of your pee hole. ;)

Yo billy bob, I got the Alabama nose job yesterday from your gram gram!

by Man hole March 9, 2020

Job

Again my consent to do the job was contingent on the absence of retard sex under the auspices of the boundaries policy.

Hym "And I was fired from my job (officially) for violating the neglect and abuse policy EXPLICITLY AS A RESULT of not reporting my suspicion of retard sex in accordance with the boundaries policy."

by Hym Iam October 1, 2023