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blum job

when a person with the last name blum sucks you till you cum
that blum job sucked me
by the arguement winner September 16, 2022
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job enterview

A meeting with a potential new female employee where the male company-rep either has oral/vaginal sex with --- i.e., "enters" --- said position-seeking chick, or "seeks a position" of his own by "doing the 69" with her and sticking his face between her legs to get a good "view" of her "entrance", while she simultaneously performs a "job" on his behalf --- i.e., gives him fellatio and/or jerks him off.
Monica Blewinsky had already been hired for a good while before Slick WIllie asked her to pleasure his "willy", and so what they did could not really have been called a "job enterview". However, one could indeed conceivably "view" Willie's putting his willy between Monica's lips and sliding it up inside of her mouth to get a blowJOB as being a part of Monica's "job", in that it was during her working hours that Willie "entered" her mouth, and also got a good "view" of her tits and vagina while he played with them.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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Singapore Boat Job

The act of ramming your cargo container into her, breaking her bridge in the process.
I lost control and ended up giving her a Singapore Boat Job
by theguy2024 March 26, 2024
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Snot job

When an individual sneezes during oral sex and proceeds to use the snot to lubricate the penis.
Wow rob gave me a great snot job
by Mrcheeckybum March 9, 2024
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thank you Job

A thank you blowjob. When you want to thank someone specially with your mouth.
by Bakerson August 18, 2022
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Baller Job

When a junkie tosses a greasy lard of pizza into a trans emo girls spread open vagina and continues to dive down and give her a blow job while also trying to lick off the cheese and pizza sauce off of the pizza, leaving the soggy bread inside the vagina. Whilst doing so the junkie is also getting a rimjob from a different alt girl from behind.
Junkie-“yea i absolutely junked that one trans girl, i got licked out from behind by the other alt girl, we had an absolute baller job last night.”
by Dallas fuckluck December 7, 2024
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Paint Job

The art of leaving behind a poo-stain in the toilet
My co-worker left a skidmark inside the toilet so I asked him about his paint job
by anonymous July 17, 2024
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