Friend Zone Dodge

When a female attempts to put you in the dreaded friend zone, but your game is on point and you successfully dodger her zoning attempt and make her your fuckbuddy or your girlfriend.

Jessica tried to friend zone John by calling him bro, but John friend zone dodged her and later that night they fucked in his bedroom.

by Book God April 15, 2015

Let's just be friends

Get the god damn hint. She/He doesn't like you back so stop being an asshole wondering if it means anything else. You both will most likely drift apart after these words are said to you, in rare cases, this can work out and you can still be friends.

Let's just be friends, and don't be a "Nice guy" and say I'm going to go get abused.

by SoniaWithTrueShit July 23, 2019

worst friends ever

Friends who are mean to you when you sick.

i feel so sick but i have the worst friends ever who won’t bring me chicken noodle soup.

by Bestest Friend in the WORLD! September 18, 2012

Best friend complex

When you want to have dirty nasty sex with his or her best friend

Eww he has a best friend complex

by Savagejai September 2, 2020

Friend Radar

A tool used by the tool, Adam Gregory, to seek and make friends in an attempt of discrace.

"O shit, I have been tagged by the friend radar!"

by God knoes when you jerk off Adam May 3, 2006

Hello my friend.

Greetings used by Indian friends, mainly via phone calls. It is distinguished by strong accent.

Hello my friend. This is Steve from customer service, how can I help you today?

by Oui Iou December 6, 2018

Feel Good Friend

A friend you call upon when you're have a fat or ugly day who is worse than you, to make you feel better.

Jenny - Tammy what did you do today?

Tammy - oh not alot just called Amy and we went to the mall.

Jenny - Oooo having a fat day today??

Tammy - Yeah i can always rely on my feel good friend to make me feel better!!

by chapperslap July 6, 2010