Cocky-Fish Itus

When a male has neglected throughly cleaning his penis for a good couple or three weeks leaving a fishy stench around the head of the chode. Though not a recognised medical condition , yet, many suffer from the disease. Tang is reminiscent of but is not limited to the following fishes; Cod, Haddock, Mackerel, Tuna, Salmon, Sardine, trout, red mullet etc. Common amongst both lazy people and top swordsmen in middle England, Scotland, N Ireland and Wales.

"Listen kid, I was sat stroking my schlong in the living room last night and man my cocky-fish Itus was playing up something nasty. My nan walked in and asked if someone had been cooking fish!"

by Mr R. ZOLE July 6, 2021

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trilliii the fish

Weasel like sea creature, has fingers to tame any she lion and a tongue to send grannies the wrong way to hell

if trilliii the fish sees that, ur gettin licked a new anal

by unknown147 May 30, 2015

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spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

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white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.

Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.

by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025

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The Big Fish Tavern

(Proper noun)
'The Big Fish Tavern', otherwise commonly referred to as "The Big Fish" by the locals, is a pub located in a town called Caboolture, that is located in the south-eastern region of Queensland. And by locals it is said to hold great magical wonders, but only on a Friday night.

Person 1: "I went to 'The Big Fish Tavern' last Friday, it was great!"
Person 2: "What's 'The Big Fish' like? I've heard it's great."
Person 1: "It really is, you should go to 'The Big Fish' sometime."

by Nato_W August 21, 2023

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