major depressive disorder

this disorder only exists by the term "sex".
if you talk alot about sex you will get this disorder

yeah idk some random psychiatrist was saying this in a group chat whenever i said sex
me: "sex"
that psychiatrist: "you have a major depressive disorder :The W bird image:"

by ScamTram79 April 18, 2022

Sid Depew

Very handsome man, respectful, and true “nice guy”. A fellow of great refine and bingus!

“Yo did you hear Sid Depew likes Weezer?”
“Of course he does, Weezer is a great band.”

by Bonemarrowbinch April 30, 2022

Coochie Deprived

When a Man has not had any coochie for a long period of time and his feral instincts begin to return where he becomes angry at even the smallest little thing where he will then commit random acts of violence towards friends, family, and whatever motherfucka is in the vicinity

“Aye that n*** Tony just boxed a fly his ahh mad coochie deprived"

by Captiongod215 May 5, 2022

Jonny depp

Shoving 3 fingers into her arse and getting no response

I did the Jonny depp and she didn't even flinch

by Scissorsensation May 6, 2022

Getting Depp'd

When you do some blow and cut your finger off while your Mrs does a code brown on your pillow. For extra Depp points slam a cupboard as you do it.

Did you hear about Jonny? He got wrecked last night and ended up getting Depp'd too.

by TurbanDictionairy May 9, 2022

Johnny Depped

To have the tip of your finger sliced off

Billy was gonna bartend this weekend, but he got Johnny Depped with a steak knife. I don't think he's gonna make it in.

by RicoSloppay May 12, 2022

the_depressed_demon

A depressed demon who gets bullied but her best friend is The_smile_demon, he’s the only friend she has

Hi The_depressed_demon

by The_smile_demon May 19, 2022