big cock

what carlo has

what is in carlo's pants

by everyone but carlo November 5, 2003

horse cock

Nonsense, bullshit.

"He wants this report by noon? Horse cock!"

by 12B December 12, 2002

cock jockey

A female who enjoys the company of men...many men..sometimes 2 or 3 at a time. An oldham local.

"Did you know sarah slept with paul last night, and dean, and mike, and steve...she's such a cock jockey/Oldham local"

by zimmo August 16, 2006

cock trap

Slang term for mouth. Most often used when telling somebody
to shut the hell up while simultaneously alluding to their
homosexuality or, if they are female, their skills in
cock gobblery.

Shut your fucking cock trap you dirty homo!

by Gnomercy September 25, 2006

water cock

A water logged cock i(noun)/i

I wouldn't fuck him, he has a water cock.

by horse tits January 4, 2008

Cockness Monster

A flat headed woman who gives head while you are drinking beer, taking a shit and watching football

The cockness monster attacked my dick while I was watching the Vikings beat the Packers, drinking a 40 of O.E., and shitting out the nachos I ate earlier

by smokecloud March 24, 2009

cock pocket

Anatomy.
The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the .
uterus in female mammals.

See "Woman"...

All that WOMAN is good for is her COCK POCKET.

by Godsbest September 3, 2003