The act of two floor hockey sticks vigorously attacking one another on a school gym floor. On occasion, the weilders of the sticks will shout the name out as a battlecry before/whilst and after the act.
"Today, some turd named *insert name here* decided that we shall perform the act of summa cum laude right in the middle of the gym floor."
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Get the kamakaze cum dumpster mug.The act of several male subjects pleasuring each other (preferably in a circular pattern) and depositing their loads onto a young male who is forced to remain inside the circle.
"That Toby is such a dick! Let's all meet up after work and give him a ticket to the Carolina Cum Carnival!
by scarolinajoe May 20, 2011
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by The Great Brogan November 13, 2011
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Phil: Dude i left jenna and her family a Cheesy Cum Surprise while she was in hawaii.
Chris: Hahahahaha that'll be the best surprise shes gotten since she woke up pregnant in mexico
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by MrSilva800 June 16, 2011
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by Royadin January 28, 2013
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