crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.

The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.

by Sam DrownTown December 20, 2008

Adam Smash Job

The act of getting fisted by the fictional character of "Adam Smasher" from Cyberpunk 2077

i'll take one adam smash job please.

by LTC_Doggo September 11, 2022

Broom Closet Job

A job or promotion received due to having sexual relations with the boss, supposedly in a broom closet.

Tiffany didn't climb the ranks based on merit. She got broom closet jobs.

by AnonBPlugIM January 26, 2016

Nub Job

A nub job is when a double amputee uses their two nubs to stroke a man’s Willy or commonly known as penis to the point of climax.

Leon quickly closed his laptop as he had gone too far and witnessed a “nub job” on a pornographic site.

by Buttonwillow Mcbuttonwillow October 16, 2019

Greese Job

The act of peeing on somebody as a kink or sexual fetish.

His girlfriend gave him a fresh greese job

by Greese Job March 22, 2017

Jo-Job

When a girl gives you a handjob while she says Ora multiple times

I couldn't help but cum when that girl gave me a Jo-Job!

by aweonao7 April 27, 2020

Job

something that i (pluto) dont have

i dont have a job (pluto)

by plutonasah November 18, 2025