Person1: dude i have bad news
Person2: did the police caught you selling drugs?
Person1: no, my dad passed away
Person2: o...
Person2: did the police caught you selling drugs?
Person1: no, my dad passed away
Person2: o...
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A really amazing person I wish was gay but she's too damn straight. Can you fuck guys for a second and be with me?
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the lengest girl on earth. she makes everyone feel at ease and is just a wonderful person to be around. can make a stranger laugh from the other end of the bus, if she’s your friend, happiness is a guarantee.
Get one at your local super store, 2 for the price of 1.
Get one at your local super store, 2 for the price of 1.
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