king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

by PickleShed December 6, 2023

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king Kona

King Kona is a guy who gets business done, a guy who is the big swinging dick of a future company, a guy who will never back down, a guy who keeps going no matter what stands in his way,

Hey bro, watch out king Kona is coming

Hey, don’t mess around with king Kona… you don’t want his wrath,

by freshmen gang December 8, 2023

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king kef

Another word for KFC

Wanna go to King Kef?

by Luz100 December 10, 2023

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A poet and writer that was popular on Twitter in the early 2010’s. She specialized in Imago Dei (Image of God) writings. Name given to her by other writers in the community.

Also known by the name “tiny god” and “tiny satan”

“No one writes like She is King anymore”

by BlackenedGhost December 12, 2023

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Lava King

Lava King is the name given to the chosen one. Born a man and baptised by fire, Lava King is anointed by a higher power to serve in the name of justice and bring an end to world hunger, war, climate change and France.

Lava King will shape the new world and create a better place for future generations to use their newfound freedom to work together, look beyond earth and expand humanity beyond the stars.

Midwife: “Congratulations! It’s… a man?!”
Father: “He shall be known as Lava King, Bane of France”
Doctor: “We are in the presence of greatness.”
Lava King: “Get me on the first plane to Paris. I have work to do.”
Mother: “What the fuck is going on?”

by Graeme Henry December 12, 2023

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