Joe Quinned

To do one of the following things while drinking:

1) Lose your phone
2) Lose your wallet
3) Lose your wallet and phone and post about it on Facebook
4) Wake up at home and not remember how you got there without your phone or wallet
5) Pass out in random places for a few hours then disappear
6) Get blackout drunk before the sun goes down

"I got so Joe Quinned last night I need to find my Jeep then go to the bank to get a new card and the Sprint store to get a new phone."

"I would call you but I Joe Quinned my phone last night."

"I was Joe Quinned by 3pm yesterday I dont remember how I got home."

by Jingles15 August 9, 2013

Joeing

When someone leaves a print job on a printer for long durations at a time

Hey who the hell is joeing the copier again? this is the fifth time today!

by Darthazion August 18, 2013

Joe-maika

Beautiful woman, gorgeous, sexy with a beautiful smile

Man look at that sexy girl..... that has to be Joe-maika!!!!

by theoneandonlytruth September 4, 2013

Joe Colrein

A fine young gentleman who is very worldly and also has a lot of
knowledge on most things.

Be sure to marry this gentleman if you come across him during you're life he is sure to make you're life 1000x better then it already is.

Just in general an awesome bloke.

Have you heard of that 'joe colrein' he is such a lad, knows everything.

by NOTORIOUS B.I.G September 7, 2013

As Serious As Joe

A phrase used to express the lack of care or interest in the particular topic; usually used in school scenarios, when your teacher assigns you something, dont give a shit, but then finish with an A in the class.

Example 1:
Yeah I haven't done my homework for the past few days, but I still aced the test...
Wow you've been As Serious As Joe lately.
Example 2:
Hey did you read chapters 27 & 28?
No, Ill just read them next week, im taking this As Serious As Joe

by ssmarine09 March 7, 2012

joe tag

When you tell a friend something hilarious and they instantly turn around and use it as their own joke right in front of you, especially in front of women, popular people, and just for the simple fact of showing off for others.

We were eating a Hot N Ready Pizza from Little Caesar's when I noticed that the proof of purchase said, "Proof of six inch purchase".

I instantly ripped it off the box and showed it to my friends; we all got a good laugh out of it. One of my friends asked to see it, so I handed to him and he darted off with it.

Next thing I knew he was showing it to all the girls in the room.

Friend: "Wow, he always does that."
Me: "Yeah, he joe tagged it as usual."

by The Silent Warrior April 11, 2012

Joe 'ill

the complete optimal human, that harbours near super-seyan, god like powers. this being of pure power is male 110% of the time, and has no weakness except maybe his awesomeness has to be toned down when interacting with the rest of humanity just so our senses are not overloaded with awesome. often can be found having a mid morning brunch with Allah, Buddha or any other celestial beings of the like. it is rumoured that joe 'ill and god tossed a coin to see who had to make the world, though this has yet to be proven.

person 1: OMFG LOOK AT THAT GUY OVER THERE, HE'S AMAZING!!!!
Person 2: yea, he must have been in contact with a joe 'ill recently had inhaled some secondary awesome.

by Militant_pigmi May 10, 2012