James

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James is the type of guy you'd glance at from time to time, catching your interest. James is slightly tall, he especially has nice eyes and lips. He is insecure of his looks, but you'd say you think he's actually overly attractive. He is the type of guy that would take certain things said to heart a lot, and is sensitive. He is pretty nonchalant and not as talkative. James is a guy that relies on another person for mental comfort. And if he'd found the right person, he'd never have the intentions of hurting them. Only the intentions to love and care, and expect the same in return more than ever.
Lady: Hi, James!

James: *Looks at lady*

Lady: How are you?!

James: Uh, fine. I guess.
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He is very fine.He’s most likely tall and has sexy fingers.He often thinks he’s the shit but he’s not.Most likely he’s James the 3rd and last name starts with a R.James is a great person to be otp with while he sings candy rain
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A James is a pessimistic sneering curmudgeon of a man, often found making cutting remarks about the popular choices of his peers in an echo chamber of his own narcissism

A James can be caring, loving, even altruistic at times but this is merely a veneer to a more irritable pedantic undercurrent that underpins his worldview. A James is loathe to find themselves among the credulous masses, posting old pictures to social media or worse still, posting falsified hyperbolic definitions of their forenames

A James is stoic, unmoved by contemporary culture and a bastion for the virtues espoused by previous generations. They are most likely to be seen drinking sparkling water without irony and waxing lyrical about the smell of book pages. Do not approach a James without caution, their general acidity (physically, vocally, emotionally, mentally) is known to upset even the most unfaltering PH levels amongst biological sentients. They generally like order, they dislike waffles
He’s been a proper James about this today
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James is a great laugh, very handsome and smart
James is cool
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He is the best person you will ever meet and he will treat you like a princess and he is so protective. if you ever manage to get a James never let him go because you will instantly regret it. you'll thank me later and also i love you James forever and always :)
Sarah: he's good looking Ella: he's clearly a James
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james is the kindest person you will ever meet. you would see him across the room and suddenly you would forget how to breathe as you feel butterflies in your stomach. his eyes are your favourite thing about him closely followed by the fact that hearing his voice is better than hearing your favourite song. i fell for james. i stay up all night thinking abt him and what we could’ve been. i think i love james but idk how he’d react if i told him. james is also the prettiest guy you’ve ever seen even tho your friends call him ugly. if you ever meet a james in your life, you’re lucky to have him!! x
friend: who did you just smile at?
me: oh this guy called james
friend: oh ok, how do u know him?
me: we have history <3
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