by Handzo March 31, 2021

by Krackalackin619 August 31, 2019

by Hym Iam February 22, 2024

A giant, bearded man that lives in Heaven, The Sky. He has started a cult with over TWO BILLION global members. (Apparently, they are all named Christian.). He has around seven billion kids(unconfirmed). The most famous of which is Jesus H. Christ. He is named in this infamous quote, "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus . . Kumbaya my Loord." Jesus was birthed in a barn by Mary Christ. His birth was documented in 'The Bible'. To quote the book,("I brought you Frankincense." "Thank you." "I brought you Myrrh." "Thank you." "Mur-dur!" "Huh...Judas..no!") he was bought gifts from strange animal herders.
Oh my God, you smell like shit.
by @freeshavacadoo000ontiktok February 5, 2021

Our kind and glorious lord who shine's light upon us in a dance of freedom and equali... Oh wait I am describing satan.
I don't care about God sorry not sorry.
by The_Pentegram July 2, 2022

When You're taking a morning shit whilst eating breaking and drinking a coffee to loosen the bowels.
"Why are you taking so long in the bathroom? I gotta pee."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
"Sorry Mom, i'm just having a quick good morning and god bless won't be long."
by Zexan May 23, 2018

Dr. JeepJorp "But... Um... I... That's a... You see, the translation... Or something... You see know God PUNISHES Moses for kind of vaguely trying to 'force' the stick to be magic in the story, right? So I can broaden that into a condemnation of rape kind of, right? Cus we're made in the image of God, you see... Um... Yeah..."
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
