Joe

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Ligma. Joe(ignore)

by Hornyyyy March 22, 2020

Salty Joe

The act of taking a dump in a toilet and then when you’re finished, immediately start jerking off and eventually ejaculate in the same toilet without previously flushing. This act usually occurs when a man is running low on time and needs to get both out of the way quickly.

Kostas: “where the hell is Dylan? We are gonna be late for the show”
Johnny: “he’s in your bathroom dropping a salty Joe”

Kostas: “disgusting”

by TheGreekGenius February 8, 2023

Joe

Although this person might be very short, he is a very caring and loving person. Known to have the body of a Greek god AND A MASSIVE ANACONDA IN HIS PANTS. Strong enough to lift a boulder, but caring enough to make all the women fall in love with him.

Damn, your such a Joe.

I wish I was like you, Joe.

by CumMan42069 March 23, 2022

A Joe Reason

Something so idiotically moronic spoken/written that any and all who read/hear it should instantly ignore, forget and move on swiftly.

"Why didn't he like X?"
"Ah don't worry dude, he gave me a Joe reason"
"I've already forgotten him"

by Pattsey December 14, 2021

Tom Joe

South Indians by this name are irresistibly attractive and intelligent, rumor has it that they have large penises several inches above the average measurement, they are also highly intelligent in whatever field they pursue. Despite the sophisticated personality, they tend to hang around with average people to balance out the IQ scores

Wow I hear Tom Joe has a huge cock
Tom Joe is the most attractive guy in class

by nottomjoe November 23, 2021

Joe

He is cool. handsome, white, Tall, All the money,

I’m just trying to be a joe

by Bac1863 December 8, 2022

Joe

The average man who goes to the bar to eat 87 nails and 7 push pins to blow of some steam from a fight with his gf

Bartender-Hey joe you want the normal Joe- ya. Bartender- All right common right up.

by Ishd November 6, 2021