greese tits

a girl that gets all dressed up (usually in a some what slutty way) and dances all night, leaving her a sweaty mess.
Guy 1: Hey, see that sweaty girl over there.
Guy 2: Who?, oh you mean greese tits!
by Nate Gresham May 24, 2007
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spermy tit

Spermy tit , is when you want to experience the feeling of sucking milk from your girlfriend's tits but she cannot lactate.
Therefore you proceed to ejaculate on her tits aiming for the nipples and then you start sucking your own sperm from her nipples pretending that it is actually milk from her. (The process is not considered gay because your are drinking your own sperm not someone else's |it is however considered gay if you do that with another male)
Last night I was thirsty for milk and I gave my girlfriend the "spermy tit".
Man if you want to feel like a baby try the "spermy tit" it's great.
by Deroni Bonboni September 26, 2019
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Tits up in the rhubarb

Drunk to the point of being unable to stand up.
She drank the entire bottle of vodka. We found her tits up in the rhubarb.
by |REDACTED| May 28, 2021
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Tit Job

A Tit Job is a good paying job that requires minimal skill and does not require any skills of expertise.
Feeling aTit requires little effort, but the reward is high. Thus, the word having a Tit Job is one of most ideal jobs one can have.
Hey Danny are you still working over at ABC company making sure people put money in the same slot all day long?
"Yup" . Man, you have such a Tit Job and you make $2000.00 a week. You have it made. I wish I could find a Tit Job like yours.
by Sakldoodles May 05, 2018
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National grab tits

Grab so many boobs you can on 12.april
I grabbed 20 tits today
Oh damn i forgot it was the national grab tits day today
by Norge loven April 11, 2019
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throw a tit

When you have barbecue sauce on your titties you must throw a tit.

Also used when you want to be lit you say throw a tit
by isucktwodick May 22, 2019
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candle tits

Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick
Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.
by Vanilla bush December 19, 2024
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