Clapping meat purse

This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a

seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.

"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"

"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."

by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023

Meat carrot

A sausage.

I couldn't remember the word for sausage the other day, so my brain offered me....meat carrot.

by Smordwith May 27, 2023

meat-cute

When you drop your q-tip in a stranger's meat sandwich during a meet-cute.

"Hey, me and this guy are having a meat-cute." -22 Jump Street

by Ihatekofte May 30, 2023

Winky Meat

The under part of your butt that hangs out the bottom of shorts.

"Make sure you cover up your winky meat before going out."

by Tuna Stach June 7, 2023

meat pan

As a way to propose the idea of having sex, a man lays his erect perish on a tray or pan and covers it with a lid/cloth/towel. He then takes the covering off and offers it to her, as if serving a meal.

"Have you tried doing the meat pan? It works, like: 'dinner is served, Babe!'"

by ndunkeljensen June 10, 2023

Meat job

A meat job is a person that is one of 4 things: a nerd, a loner, a retard or an idiot.

“Julius is such a meat job, he's been trying to push open that pull door for a solid minute”

by pusselicka June 12, 2023

Chicken Meat Delux

When you almost finish so you stuff her with raw chicken meat then start jumping as high as you possibly can while making chicken noise like pock pock pock

Gave her a chicken meat delux yaaa meaan

by BigPatrick June 19, 2023