Momentary Mom

A mother who leaves her child.

Momentary Mom keeps calling me but I don't want to talk to her if she is not planning to come back for good.

by insaanx May 29, 2020

Mom

Mom, the woman who brought me into the world. Always positive. No matter how many times I hate her, she will always be my best friend at heart. She helped me around a lot for school, she even did homework for me. She provided me with a lot of material things, she worked every day so she could buy them for me. I hope I will be a mother as well as mine. I love you mom.

My mom is my best friend.

by positivegirl May 30, 2020

Mom Van

A van used be Karen/Soccer moms that often smell like someone died in there.

Person A: “hey wanna come over? I can pick you up”

Person B: “Hell no dude! Your mom van smells like someone died in there”

by CarloVillasana_ July 9, 2020

That Text Went to Mom

Exactly what it sounds like: You're sending a message (usually a NSFW message to your girlfriend/boyfriend) and you realize that you should look before you send - Because that just went to someone whom you REALLY don't want to see it, usually your mother.

Hey babe, my parents aren't home. Let's do it tonight ;)

*5 seconds later*

"OH, SHIT! THAT TEXT WENT TO MOM!"

"You're grounded, young man!"

by Ubeenbamboozledson July 14, 2020

ur mom

A monster

Your mom scared the shit out of me

by Evantounge July 16, 2020

MOM

MOM meaning male on male

"Hey bro, want to watch some MOM?"
"No that sounds gay"

by CaninesKnotMe July 27, 2020

ur mom

A highly intelligent response, this is mostly used by Albert Einstein. Smart people think of this joke, it is rated danger class nb. 9 , please do not use this infront of someone.

ur mom is so fat she walk like fat

by TheFactRevealer July 30, 2020