How var you?

The Italian pronunciation of "how are you?"

Hi Professor, how var you? I have a kuestion and I am a spaghetti mafia.

by DGROSPEC September 29, 2021

You get no bitches

Someone who is a social outcast, gets no women. Can't hook up with people because of their actions. Unable to get a girlfriend and/or wife.

Someone: Yo is your name Trace, calls ppl gay because you have no better insults, thinks you're good at football when you're at most a decent QB, and is fat as fuck?

Trace: Yes

Someone: Damn, you get NO bitches

by fortniteyellowbattle May 1, 2022

Dab Bless You

The act when some one sneeze and they hit the dab

Dj Khaled *sneeze* Rick Ross "Dab bless you" Dj Khaled " Thank you and Bless up

by Damon Gucci Man Dunn April 13, 2016

i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.

"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."

by tyrone mista May 25, 2008

I miss you

Nicolle misses Jaime the most

An example would be when Nicolle says "I miss you"

In this case, Nicolle misses Jaime MOST, more than Jaime misses Nicolle.

by Snuggle-roo March 13, 2022

I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

by Brex1477 April 11, 2022

You and your hemorrhoids

A Derogative term to address a party, implying that the party has hemorrhoids. This phrase is used for embarrasment rather than sheer insulting.

You and your hemorrhoids better get the fuck outta my sight before I ream your ass!

by Gumba Gumba February 26, 2004