Fish

Balls

Slimy Fish sweet!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. November 21, 2020

spit fish

When you spit into a fish's booty hole and then cook it

I spit fished this floppy boy.

by Spitfisher May 3, 2018

white fish sandwich

A smelly, fishy schlong that you shove into a bagel and slather with mayonnaise.

Peter: I’ll bring the fish and mayonnaise.

Shayna: I’ll bring the bagel
Both: This is gonna be a good white fish sandwich.

by OwMyBallz March 15, 2025

contact fishing

used in desperation, when you are so terribly bored you go through all your contacts on your cellphone and call/text at least 75% of them asking what they are doing later tonight, if they want to hang out, etc.

SEND TXT MESSAGE TO: Anna; Bill; Joey; Katherine; Ken; Leah; Nick; Tara
hey what r u doing 2nite? im sooo bord im contact fishing ):

by zoeelizabethh September 27, 2008

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

You know what that means, FISH

This is what you say when you are or become a retard. or it is a dumb joke.

You me, gas station. what are we getting for dinner? sushi of course! uh oh there was a ruffe in our gas station sushi. we blackout and wake up in a sewer, we're surrounded by fish. horny fish. You know what that means, FISH orgy. the stench drives in a bear, what do we do? we're gonna fight it. bear fight, bear handed, bear naked? oh yes please. we befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride it into a chucky cheese. dance, dance revolution. revolution? overthrow the government, uuuh I think so. next thing you know, I'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ, then I turn into a jet, fly into the sun, blackout again, wake up, do a bump, white out which I didn't know you could do. then I smoked a joint, greened out, then I turned into the sun, uh oh looks like the meth is kicking in, uuubgghhhugghhuuaaahhhhaahhhhAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

by RetroWave January 17, 2023

Egg Fish Lure

A game, nearly identical to the hit sensation Rock Paper Scissors, but with arguably better logic. Lure beats (or catches) fish, fish beats (or eats) egg, and egg beats (or avoids) lure. When ready to play each player yells "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" How to play: Egg is much like rock, as you ball your hand up into a fish much like you're going to fist bump someone, (and if someone plays lure they wont be able to hook onto your hand). Fish looks like a C-shaped grip, like a fish's mouth would (and if you win against egg you put your whole hand around the other persons hand). Lure is a sideways shaped J, (and when winning against fish, you link to the other person's cupped hand and yank it up like a fish). Ideally meant to be played on Fishmas, a fish themed celebratory holiday in December.

Carter: "Ready for our annual tournament of Egg Fish Lure?" JD: "Yep, bring it on loser!" Both: "Egg, Fish, Lure, Cast!" *Carter has thrown Fish, and JD has thrown Lure, making him the winner*

by AFellowMalaysian November 11, 2024